The end, Worst of

Tout d'abord les messages des gogoles qui ont essayé de decrocher ma place dans l'appart...

These days, I am staying at hostel and its very hard.
If you don't like me, please don't ignore me but send me a text.
Deprimant.

hi i m looking for a shared or single room i m professional guy doing a
full time job in a fast food resturant my job timings are suitable and i m
sure u ll not get disturb because of me well u have my num now call me if u
really looking for a right person to share room.
L'exact inverse, le paté de 4 lignes sans point qui termine sur un slogan publicitaire.

i have a good english. now i'm in italy, i was in dublin last week to find a badroom but, as you
can image, is difficoult..........
Ahah, yeah it's gonna be difficoult, definitely...........

i'm intersted to the bedroom, can we meet us?
i'm a ok
What a coincidence, I'm a ok too ! NOT.

Hello i¨m Spanish, I will dublin on 10 March with my girlfriend know if we
can rent 1 room please is very urgent hope reply. Very thanks
Et la je remercie Jorge pour la création d'une nouvelle expression. Do You Dublin ? Very Thanks Jorge

Apres pour le reste en Vrac le Worst of c'est :

• Les visites pendant plus d'une semaine tous les soirs
• La maladie l'avant dernier week-end qui te cloue au lit pendant deux jours
• Les deux personnes que je cottoie au travail qui ne sont pas la le dernier week-end
• Les tones de formalités a faire
• La charge emotionnelle du départ (naaaaah j'déconne...)
• Les bagages
• Les colocs qui me disent des trucs genre

Oh you leaving in two weeks ? There's not gonna be dishes on the dryer anymore then !
You know what we're gonna miss of you Greg ? Your TV.
Oh you're a french guy coming to visit the flat ! Are you clean ?
Do you take medicines ? Cause I don't want to get sick because of you...